RATTIE

TELEGRAM

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DEXSCREENER

ROADMAP

  • Phase 1: Rat Awakening

    Rattie opens his eyes. Immediately suspicious.
    Accidentally launched a token while chasing crumbs.
    Market cap hits $0.87 – dreams begin.

  • Phase 2: Rise of the Squeak

    Whitepaper written in chewed napkin.
    Rattie discovers fire. Uses it to toast cheese.
    Adds “powered by tail energy” to pitch deck.
    First investor: confused raccoon.

  • Phase 3: Ratfluence Spreads

    Meme campaign begins: mostly squeaking sounds.
    Cheese-based rewards introduced, nobody understands the utility.
    Charts go up. Rattie claims divine intervention.
    Vitalik seen running from a rat-shaped shadow.

  • Phase 4: Cheddar Chronicles

    Full-length Rattie comic with zero plot.
    Community votes to rename token: decide on Rattie again.
    First real-world utility: unlocks secret cheese fridge.
    Market cap hits $1B. Everyone panics.

  • Phase 5: Final Gnawdown

    Rattie coin challenges fiat currency to a duel.
    Rumors of Rattie entering politics.
    End goal: Rattie becomes cheese